Happy New Year -- really?

So I've had some people tell me I need to update this more than once a quarter. I was on a pretty good clip, you see, and I even had a good idea for my niche (that Craig's List snark thing was good, I tell you!). But then, as so often happens, I got lazy. And given that I write all day, every day, for a living, blogging actually became a chore.

You've heard the saying 'it's hard out there for a pimp?' Well imagine if that pimp were literate, employed legitimately and writing about the environment all day. That pimp hand might not be so strong. But since it's still early enough in 2010 to make resolutions without sounding obscenely ludicrous, I'll say this: this is my year, y'all. Im going to blog with regularity... I'll have so many crazy blogs, it'll feel like Myspace circa 2005. For reals!

But right now, I'm going to sit very still, concentrate very hard and attempt to sleep with my eyes wide open.